First post

[Frust post]
No. I don't want to start with something undemented and boring like "Welcome to Vol Dem!" or describe in a few words what this blog is (not) about. Neither do I want to start with something like "Check check" or "Testing blog" which would be a super-dumb thing to do [obviously they tested the whole blog thing before putting it up so why need you test it?]. Maybe I should just move on to the second post and forget about the first one. Don't read this further, there might or might not be more stuff ahead. You're not supposed to read this, I asked you to stop reading in the previous sentence. Oh, c'mon, will ya please cut it off? There there, you just won't quit, would you? This is more than enough now, I doubt whether you even understand English. Hey! I mean, what the hell? You don't have any any thing better to do at this moment, do you? Well, let's see where you follow me up to. Still with me? Give up, man, this is the limit. Stop wasting precious time. Your computer probably went through 20 billion clock cycles since I asked you to stop reading, it could have done so much useful than just displaying this blog page. Oh, for Universe's sake, go away, just go away! How should I communicate this simple message to your maggot brain: please stop reading! Ahem... congratulations! You just passed the PTI [preliminary test of insanity] required to read further articles on this blog. Now you are officially qualified to read other stuff; go ahead, explore and get demented!